me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

classiccreative:

probablestars:

Is this real life

Idk if this has gone too far or not far enough

(Source: reddit.com, via sleepless-chic)

bootslots:

my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is

image

because of the question mark

we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees

it could be bees

it might be bees

it’s probably bees

but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE CARD

(via jamesfrancohh)


touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(via a1iengrl)